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Elfpack bad Santa competition

The Elfpack bad Santa is not exactly a normal Santa. He or she isn't really evil, but definitely BAD. She can be a slut dressed up in a bikini or a fat drunken smoking lazy bastard. Maybe she's just a bitch that hates kids or a homosexual stud that is in love with the family's dad.

The Elfpack bad Santa brings the kids good stuff. Like drugs, cheap whiskey, porn-magazines and stuff that explodes. All parents fear the Elfpack bad Santa (Except the Daddy that thinks the bikini-Santa is his best Cristmas gift ever, especially since the kids accidently blow their mother's head off with one of their presents.).

So how bad Elfpack Santa can you be? Remember that kids in all ages will be voting for the winner...

Competition ended, the badest Santas are

Needles and knives Santa [FireGypsy].

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Threesome Santa [Fear of the Soul].

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Santa [*.:Kayla:.*] giving kids adult gifts.

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Just submit an image following these rules:

§1 It should be an image of you being an Elfpack bad Santa. An Elfpack bad Santa can be a little of everything, so the fact that you don't celebrate christmas, isn't an excuse to not be in this competition!

§2 The winner will get a badge and 3 donor-privileges (see <URL:donate.html>) to hand out to self and friends.

§3 By submitting an image to this competition, you approve that Elfpack can use that image for marketing Elfpack. If Elfpack decides to use your image, you'll get 1 donor-privilege even if your image didn't win.

§4 The best images will be selected by the Elfpack crew and a Mainstuff poll will be used to advise the crew on which image should win.

§5 You may only submit one image. If you have more images, then you're free to show them on Elfpack, of course, but not submit them here.

§6 The image should be uploaded to Elfpack. I suggest that you upload it by going to your house and press "Upload a folder of images" on top, because there you can upload an image without getting it resized.

§7 Deadline is 8th of January 2007. (I hope you really didn't expect the Elfpack bad Santa to recove from the Christmas hangovers before that!)

Competition-boss: [Hedda]

Elfpack bad Santa submissions

See also:
Cutest nerdgirl competition
Bikinihunks in sunglasses competition
Bikinibabes in sunglasses competition
Barebreasthunks in sunglasses competition
Other Elfpack Contests

2006-11-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: does a underweight hairy, unshaven, bipolar basketcase with ADD & autism count?

2006-12-01 [Shizaki Shinobu]: that sounds more like a child rapist than a bad santa o_o

2006-12-01 [Sunrose]: As if child rapists can be recognised by their appearance. It's actually quite the opposite, otherwise everyone who looked that way should beforehand be locked away.

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im not a child rapist. children have no values & theyre prude. i prefer dogs.

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or giffie-pets by the name of "fluffy" or "dory".

2006-12-01 [Big Brother]: *hides all his giffies* i'll let you hold onto the killer rabbit, you can have all the fun you want trying to do stuff to it!!!!

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im kidding. i dont prefer anything for rape. eww. *sits there slobbered on*

2006-12-01 [Steph-O-Melon]: awww poor giffies lol *hides mines*

2006-12-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ?

2006-12-02 [Andy8178]: Omg, this is the best contest ever, I'm going to do something ridiculous and expect some girl dressed up as a slut to beat me! Man! I love sluts!!

2006-12-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: why thank you.

2006-12-02 [Steph-O-Melon]: lol that doesnt sound horrible at all! XD lmfao jk

2006-12-02 [Hedda]: [Andy8178]: Dress up as the I-wanna-be-spanked-Santa! <img:img/mood/5_1116340164.jpg>

2006-12-02 [FireGypsy]: Yes! The "mooning" Santa!

2006-12-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or the burnoutsanta!!!

2006-12-02 [Hedda]: Burnoutsanta gives you a used cars with very bad tyres, broken engine and no gas left. At least you can have sex in the backseat, but it's pretty greasy from previous usage.

2006-12-02 [FireGypsy]: Yeah! That's what im talking about! Oh and don't forget the car bomb I installed ^_^

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and the rotten fetus ice cream maker. in the dash board they also have fetus bowling tickets. and cool! a picture of george bush naked!

2006-12-03 [Hedda]: There! I added my name, so that there's less confusion about who runs things.

I just assumed that I was unlimitedly bossy <img:img/mood/5_1116340164.jpg>

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: good.

2006-12-05 [JoviForLife]: How do i enter after i upload the photo?

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: you goto rohan & light the torches.

2006-12-05 [JoviForLife]: What?

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: you know that dog fluffy in that weird corridor. you drug the pie & give it to him. then you push ~ to bring up the console. you type in "weldersbench" and you get 2 dynasty arrows. you fire those at the imps & blow up the death star. then you take the ashes from the death star & pour them in the defiled fountain of life. that should cause Grom hellscream to come back to life & slay Azgalor. and when Azgalor dies he will upload the picture when he is sent back to hell for community service.

2006-12-05 [FireGypsy]: Gah you do everything the long way! Just kick the dog 3 times, spin counter-clockwise twice, take 4 steps forward, spin clockwise 3 times and then blackflip!

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: all that does is puts your armor back to 100. you go left 4 times, do a backflip, frontflip, turn counterclockwise & push R6.

2006-12-05 [FireGypsy]: No no no you got it all wrong! After you do my cheat, you can walk through the walls, and if you turn to your left and keep walking, you are at the end and Grom uploads the picture to the wiki for you!

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh yea. but what do you when the dog wakes up?

2006-12-05 [FireGypsy]: Doesn't matter, I have already kicked it 3 times causing to to die from major internal bleeding ^_^

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh. how much experience did you get?

2006-12-05 [Andy8178]: I think I'm going to get drunk one night and put a santa suit on unshaven and put a gun to my head.... That would rule! OR! I could like put a gun up to one of my elves heads!! That would be VERY Naughty!! *LAUGHS EVILLY*

2006-12-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or you could have a nasty yuletide orgy with the elves!

2006-12-07 [evil intentions]: nice

2006-12-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and over here we have a gay lion!

rrrawr.

2006-12-13 [Dildo Bus Chicken Hunter]: hmmm?

2006-12-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hey....your here.

2007-01-02 [Fear of the Soul]: i wanna submit!!!!!

2007-01-02 [FireGypsy]: Then do it...

2007-01-02 [Fear of the Soul]: k, said and done

2007-01-02 [FireGypsy]: Nice ^_^

2007-01-02 [Fear of the Soul]: heheheh, that was at a cast party i went to... t'was fun...

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